I joined WeightWatchers online. After my sudden, shocking weight gain (153 pounds? From WHERE?) I felt the need to try something new. Thanks to WW, I have a completely new appreciation for vegetables. Either you eat them on the WW plan, or your stomach threatens to jump out of your body and beat you to death for not eating.

Things are going well despite the unholy stress spiral that is finals. I’ve finished two and I have one left, one that promises to bring me Glorious Death in the Trojan style (go watch 300 if you don’t know what that is).

But I weighed myself this morning and I’m down to 146.8. That’s the miracle that comes from working out to fend off stress while trying to save your weekly points for a weekend bender.